Written by sisters: Ashley Browning, Amanda Sellers, Elizabeth Sellers
Have you ever wondered what really goes on inside a dog’s
head? If you are answering “no” right now, you are so totally lying! I know you
humans must ponder from time to time what your domesticated animal friend is
thinking. You probably assume there ain’t much on our mind, especially when you
see us lick ourselves or sniff another dog’s backside. The reality is, we
secretly have deep inner monologues about what in the world our humans are
doing…and our fellow domesticated friends. But before I go into all that, let
me introduce myself.
I am Harley “Choolican” Browning. I own 2 humans. They
always refer to each other as “Choo” and “Chooette” (it sounds ridiculous, but
it’s their thing). They are an odd set, especially the female. I think the
female is my favorite and she totally loves me more than the other domesticated
canine that dwells with us (more about that diva later). She’s always squeezing
me, petting me, and making me do weird stuff with my arms, legs, and paws. She
thinks she is just so funny. I indulge her ever so often by licking her or
nudging her with my nose. If she gets too annoying, I just bounce on over to
the male. He’s chill. He respects my need to just lay down and do nothing. He
and I have that in common. Don’t get me wrong, my female is totally cuddle
worthy. She’s got this soft blanket that just drives me crazy! I wait in
anticipation for her to recline on that large, plushy reclining thingy and
cuddle up in that blanket. I take that as my cue to jump in her lap and nestle
down. I really like it when she is occupied with this bright screen with words
on it. She’s always looking at it. I’ve heard her refer to it as “reading.” The
male has one, too. I never hear him refer to it as “reading.” He prefers this
large black screen with moving pictures on it. He has a fluffy blanket, too.
But, he always has that other nuisance in his lap (I think she’s his favorite).
Now, I come from a litter of 3. I have a sister and a
brother. They both live far away. Now here’s the funny thing, the female that I
own also belongs to a litter of 3. As it happens, the other humans in her
litter are owned by my brother and sister! We decided we needed a means of
communication between us to share our stories about our humans and our lives.
Since they have yet to create “DogBook” or “Domesticated Animals Unite” (both
perfectly acceptable social media names) for us to communicate long distance,
we have decided to do this the old fashioned way: letters! So sit back and
enjoy because…..this is our story!
Most perceive dogs as domestic animals, pets if you will. Four legged
friends with few privileges and many boundaries. Sadly, most live their lives
from door knobs down, if their lucky. Others are confined in small fenced areas
in a backyard with a muddy food bowl and a leaky dog house.
I, on the other hand, couldn't tell you much more about those kind of lives because mine is nothing of the sort. I am not a pet, I am a fur baby.
My name is Cora Chipoodle, and I am one pristine pooch. I have 1 human who takes care of me, and I have her wrapped around my paw.
I live in a home with 4 others like me though. Lily is the oldest. We have the same dad. Then there is Quigley, who lives outdoors, he is massive! Thor, he is the dopey one who doesn't ever know what's going on. Lastly, there is Bailey and she is the biggest pain in my backside I've ever known.
But my family is even bigger than that. Lily has a sister named Dixie, and she lives far, far away with my brother, Harley. I have one other brother, and his name is Ace. He doesn't live as far away as Harley though.
So that's all of them. Also I have a hunk of a dog that I like to call mine. My human has something like a pet. But he also walks on both legs like she does. I refer to him as a pet though because he follows her and loves her just like I do. She feeds us both and gives us kisses. So I feel it's safe to assume he is also a fur baby, and his name is Alex. But anyway back to MY man. He belongs to Alex and he is the kibble to my bowl and the squeak to my toy. His name is Shadow, and he has this wild dog look that just drives me crazy. I mean, BOW-WOW!
So, my life is pretty great you could say. My human, who I prefer to call my momma, loves me and takes such good care of me. Granted, my bowl does run empty from time to time, but we are working on it. I couldn't imagine life without her.
I'm sure you’re tired of hearing about my life. You're probably asking, "Why?"
Well, me and my brothers, since we all live in separate homes, need a way to stay in contact. We thought, "Why not share our letters with the humans so they might better understand us?"
So that's what we are going to do. Get ready to understand life from behind the black and white eyes of a dog.
I, on the other hand, couldn't tell you much more about those kind of lives because mine is nothing of the sort. I am not a pet, I am a fur baby.
My name is Cora Chipoodle, and I am one pristine pooch. I have 1 human who takes care of me, and I have her wrapped around my paw.
I live in a home with 4 others like me though. Lily is the oldest. We have the same dad. Then there is Quigley, who lives outdoors, he is massive! Thor, he is the dopey one who doesn't ever know what's going on. Lastly, there is Bailey and she is the biggest pain in my backside I've ever known.
But my family is even bigger than that. Lily has a sister named Dixie, and she lives far, far away with my brother, Harley. I have one other brother, and his name is Ace. He doesn't live as far away as Harley though.
So that's all of them. Also I have a hunk of a dog that I like to call mine. My human has something like a pet. But he also walks on both legs like she does. I refer to him as a pet though because he follows her and loves her just like I do. She feeds us both and gives us kisses. So I feel it's safe to assume he is also a fur baby, and his name is Alex. But anyway back to MY man. He belongs to Alex and he is the kibble to my bowl and the squeak to my toy. His name is Shadow, and he has this wild dog look that just drives me crazy. I mean, BOW-WOW!
So, my life is pretty great you could say. My human, who I prefer to call my momma, loves me and takes such good care of me. Granted, my bowl does run empty from time to time, but we are working on it. I couldn't imagine life without her.
I'm sure you’re tired of hearing about my life. You're probably asking, "Why?"
Well, me and my brothers, since we all live in separate homes, need a way to stay in contact. We thought, "Why not share our letters with the humans so they might better understand us?"
So that's what we are going to do. Get ready to understand life from behind the black and white eyes of a dog.
By
now, you have probably already met my 2 siblings. They saved the best for last
I suppose… or it could just be because I am the runt, or because they forgot
about me (which happens more than you would think). That’s right, I am Ace: the
baby of the litter, the one that came out last, and the smallest and scrawniest
out of all of us. There is one in every family, and in mine, it is me. I live
with my human, and let me tell you, I am not so sure about her sometimes. For
starters, she moved me from my luxurious home with my human slaves, also known
as her parents. I had constant attention there. She moved us about a month ago into
something she calls an “apartment.” This never made sense to me because they
are not apart from anything, in fact, they should be called togetherments. I am
now constantly swatted on my bum for barking… ummm hello, human lady, I have
something to say. The dog outside my window, yeah not supposed to be there. I
am simply telling him to move along. She also calls me Acer Monster…I, for one,
am not a monster; therefore, I am pretty sure that name is invalid. I have come
to learn something about my human. She belongs with 2 other human people. She
calls them sisters. I call them “banes to my existence”. My oldest brother
Harley (what a name right?), is the nerdy sophisticated one, much like his
human (she is that brainy goody goody, too). My sister, Cora, yeah she is a
drama queen. Again, much like her human; they both like to lie around all day
and sleep. Me, well I am all over the place. I am a spaz I guess, but my human
is, too (if I hide her favorite socks under the bed, she will spaz until she
finds them). I only do that when she leaves me for extended amounts of time. What
can I say? I am social. I need human interaction. She has threatened to get me
a playmate, but I don’t much feel like competing for her love and affection. I
will go live with the slave humans if that ever happens. I think that this is
her way of making up for the fact that it is just the two of us. I have an
idea… why doesn’t she get herself a playmate and leave me out of it? I consider
myself to be the loveable one out of my family. Give me a chair and a human’s
lap, and I will be your best friend. I keep trying to tell my human that I do
not wish to be left alone with tiny human puppies because they are grabby
little creatures. Evidently, my subtle snips are not noticed. I do miss my fur
siblings, and I am so happy we have finally found a way to communicate. Do me a
favor though… if they say anything bad about me, just assume it is exaggerated
and not true.

The writers (from left to right): Elizabeth Sellers, Ashley Browning, Amanda Sellers