I don't understand these humans....

I haven't posted in a long time. This time my siblings won't be joining in on this post. One of them is dealing with a new tiny human addition and the other is dealing with a human who works too much. I may have to share both my humans with Dixie, but at least there's a 1:1 ration of humans to fur babies. My humans are so lazy. I have never seen this before. When we go to visit my cousins there is lots of fun to be had. I have my choice of playmates and an abundance of toys. At home I have a couch piled high with fluffy blankets. Now don't get me wrong, I do love my throne of fluffy blankets, but sometimes it'd be nice to have someone play with me. Oh, who am I kidding? I don't really want to play! I just want to burrow in my blankets and be loved on by my humans.

 Mommy is my favorite to snuggle with,

 but I'll take daddy if I'm desperate.

 I tend to be an attention hog. Sometimes Dixie will dare to snuggle with my mama, but I'm right there to remind her that she's all mine! I mean it....I will scooch myself all up in mama's business and move her arm out of the way so I can fit myself between her and Dixie. Mom and dad will sit on opposite ends of the couch with their heads buried in this shiny screen thingy while another big shiny screen thingy is on in the background. I guess I really don't care just as long as I get my snuggles. Sometimes I like to see what all the fuss is about with that shiny screen thingy mommy keeps looking at. She doesn't like that all too much. I also pride myself in keeping mom's seat warm while she's away. She always has this angry look on her face when she comes back and finds me in her seat. It's not like I'm stealing it or anything....I'm just keeping it warm for her. I just hate it when I'm forbidden from getting on the couch. Sometimes I get put in my doggy jail with Dixie. That usually happens when we've come from inside and our feet are wet and muddy from our playtime outdoors. I don't understand why I can't sit up there with my wet feet and hair??? I mean, mom sits up there with her wet hair. Besides, they have all those blankets up there anyway. Blankets wash, so I've been told.

 I must tell everyone what my humans did to me when all this cold, wet white stuff came falling from the sky!!! First of all, how they expect me and  my short legs to walk through all that stuff to handle my outdoor business is beyond me. Second of all, put a sweater on me for crying out loud!!! When they go out, they have on big coats, things to cover their hands and heads. They have hair, too! Not fair!!!! To make matters worse, they started throwing the cold, wet white stuff at me and Dixie when we were all out there together.

 We decided to hide under a table until they were done with their human excitement.

 Mom and dad got to stay home with us on some of those days. I did enjoy our extra cuddle sessions together.